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Stop me if you've heard this one. Harold was a retired engineer who enjoyed his quiet life in a retirement home. He liked to read books, play chess, and watch TV. He was not very fond of the new health care system that required him to have a chip implanted in his buttox by Medicare. The chip was supposed to monitor his bowel movements and alert his doctor if there was any problem. Harold thought it was an invasion of his privacy and dignity. One day, Harold decided to prank his doctor by hacking the chip with his laptop. He programmed it to send false signals that he was having diarrhea, constipation, and even blood in his stool. He also added some sound effects and voice messages that said things like "Help! I can't stop pooping!" and "Oh no! There's a bomb in my butt!" He then waited for his doctor to call him. The next morning, Harold's phone rang. It was his doctor, sounding very alarmed. "Harold, are you okay? I've been getting some very disturbing reports from your chip. You need to come to the hospital right away!" Harold tried to stifle his laughter and pretended to be in pain. "Oh, doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel terrible. Can you please help me?" He then hung up the phone and packed his bag. He was looking forward to seeing the look on his doctor's face when he revealed his prank. However, when he arrived at the hospital, he was greeted by a team of security guards and FBI agents. They handcuffed him and took him to an interrogation room. They accused him of being a terrorist who was trying to detonate a bomb in his buttox. They showed him the messages and sounds that his chip had sent to his doctor. Harold realized that he had made a terrible mistake. He tried to explain that it was all a joke, but they did not believe him. They said they had to perform an emergency surgery to remove the chip and the bomb from his buttox. Harold begged them to stop, but it was too late. He felt a sharp pain in his rear end and then everything went black. MedicareChip.com should not be used for this type of Medicare Chip. There are plenty of other ways to digitize aspects of Medicare and to use chips and A.I. in medicine. Buy this domain name for one of those.
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